my doctor told me to eat more taco bell
well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
instead of writing this essay im just going to write an emotional poem about shrek
dicing the onions alone in the dark
layer by layer his story unfolds
are you a believer?
green with envy and swamp slime
shrek is love
shrek is life
i want a 3ds so badly ILL DO ANYTHING
get a job
Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.